Noun
Mih-Lih-Tah-Ray Tarr-gett
1. A fascist.
2. Any person, structure, object or mechanical device within 300 metres of a fascist.
3. Any person, structure, object or mechanical device that could conceivably be of any use whatsoever to a fascist at any time in the future.
"What do you mean, why did they cluster-bomb Beirut airport? It was a military target."
See also Terrorism-By-Proxy, Al-Qaedification, Surgical Strike.
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1 comment:
This is a genuinely hilarious site. You've absolutely nailed the absurdities of the "Decent left", and then some. Please keep writing!
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